Ah... to be pregnant and smug.
Tree House: "Big and Small", "Max and Ruby" "Four Square!" ... ya baby.
McDonald's: thank you so much. really.
Ikea: one dollar breakfast, booze in the cafe and my child is usually exhausted upon our return.
Indoor playgrounds! : disgustingly tacky doubtfully safe promise of a full cup of coffee
cereal bars: a guaranteed source of my extra 15 pounds but - mornings suck...
jelly beans: bribes
Reality TV: most direct route to totally zoning out.
Scotch whiskey: fuck em
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